What? You say it's St. Valentine's Day? I will call it whatever I want. The Catholic Church says Valentine isn't a real saint anyway.
So at the moment I'm pacing the floor waiting to see if there will be court today. Do you suppose that's why they call the documents the Pacer system? High-strung people trying to calm down long enough to get the facts onto paper.
To amuse and calm myself I'm looking at the slogans on my coffee mugs:
Rocky and Bullwinkle---"Stupidity at Epidemic Proportions"
Dogbert---"Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem"
"What time is recess?"
Well this isn't working. Back to pacing the floor. Hey it works off the winter weight. I actually lost a pound this week. I'm gonna call it the Trial by Jury Diet.