Sunday, August 20, 2006

Death by mascara

Re latest *cough* emergency requiring that women not fly with cosmetics:

Lipstick was quickly declared legit here after hundreds of angry phone calls by women of power--yet is still VERY DANGEROUS in Britain. Mascara, however, is apparently one of the scariest substances in the universe.

Death by mascara: any physicists out there want to explain to po little me how that's possible? Am I gonna threaten anyone with the little wand? Lure them to their doom with my lush lashes?

It's been known to happen, she says, batting her eyelashes :)

Osama: safe enough we disband the group looking for him.

Mascara: the new enemy.

I rest my case, and apparently I also rest my cosmetics case…

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